Don't be a dirt bag; buy a DIRT (GIFT) BAG! We are sorry to inform you that this bag contains no actual earth dirt. If there is no dirt, then what's in the bag?
"It's a very good question, very direct, and I'm not going to answer it." George H. W. Bush
Included in this bag:
The Heavenly scented DIRT INCENSE (20 sticks) $15
The cleanest DIRT SOAP $10
The mysterious MINI MYSTERY BAG $5
The calming CALCITE CRYSTAL $5
The holy PALO SANTO $2.5
a few cups of dried lavender flowers for good measure $???
and a cotton drawstring bag.
Normally this bag would be priceless as we don't sell lavender flowers or bags, but right now we are selling them for just $29.99. Not only that, but until they run out we are offering 25% off everything else you can cram into your bag (anything on the website). The discount is automatically added at checkout, so don't worry about typing in codes (if we did have a code it would probably be DIRTBAG2K18).